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Banished from our solar system for
crimes committed against humanity.

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Drifting through that black void of
ageless, timeless space.

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Aimlessly wandering about the universe.

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Waiting for the precise moment.

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That exact reoccurrence of events to
take place in order that she might

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And now, Krita Borgia, arch -villainess
of all time, has set into motion

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her plan to once again try and conquer
the universe.

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Earth's gravitational pull increasing to
0 .0165 coordinates.

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Continue present course.

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Status report on landing party.

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Unchanged. We've been without
communication for 31 minutes.

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Communication just received.

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Landing party successful.

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Captives are being held at the Earth
Bank.

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Start duplication at once.

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Oh, Krita, you are a genius.

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They'll all be mine.

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I will rule the universe.

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Krita Borgia.

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Queen of the universe.

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Phase two. Phase two. Begin landing,
Seaplane.

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Alter course for phase two coordinates.

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I love myself.

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What are the coordinates for the Safeway
parking lot in Burbank?

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And watch out for that dumb shit produce
truck driver.

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He threw a tomato at me last time.

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And so it was a week ago last Thursday
that Krita Borgia returned to Earth and

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began her fiendish plan to conquer the
universe.

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There was but one obstacle in her path,
one defender of justice, the only

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person capable of stopping her.

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A coward's way out.

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Is that what you want?

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I'm going to do it.

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I'm going to jump.

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What's your name?

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Charles.

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Charles Brody. But why, Charles?

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I can't handle it anymore. The pressure.

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The guys I have to deal with.

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What kind of work are you in, Charles?

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I'm in the film business.

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A producer.

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Oh, I know you're clever.

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Don't try to stop me.

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The lying, the cheating, the stealing.

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That's what I can't take anymore.

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Dealing with those people.

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I just can't take it anymore.

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All you need is a reason to keep living.

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You think I haven't tried?

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I haven't searched for something?
Anything?

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There's just nothing left.

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Maybe I can give you something.

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I don't know.

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I don't know what to say or think
anymore.

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Just say what's on your mind.

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You've got a great set of tits.

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That's great.

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Oh, that's the greatest ever.

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It's never been like this before.

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Do you enjoy that, Charles?

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Oh, yes.

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Don't stop.

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See, Charles?

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I told you. There's a reason to go on
living.

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Do you like the way I stroke your cock?

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I love it.

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Talk dirty to me.

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Talk dirty, bitch.

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Oh, Charles, do you want to fuck me?

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Yeah.

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Yeah. Do you want to fuck me now,
Charles?

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Yeah. That's good, because I want you to
fuck me.

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Fuck me now, Charles.

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Oh, yes, Charles.

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It feels so good when you fuck me.

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Glad you came when you didn't.

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Saved my life.

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No, turn around the other way.

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I want to be able to see your ass.

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Yeah.

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Just like that.

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Yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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That looks great.

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Beautiful.

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Oh, yes, Charles. Oh, good.

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Move faster.

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Fuck me good.

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Oh, yeah.

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That's right. You're doing it.

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You're fucking me so good.

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Oh, fuck me.

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Fuck me. Oh, yeah. Fuck my pussy good.

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Kay, if I put it in your ass, I mean, it
feels so good in your pussy.

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Can you see my ass all right, Charles?
Oh, you bet I see it.

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You want to fuck me in the ass? Oh,
yeah, I do.

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Do it, Charles. Fuck me in the ass.

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You mean it's... Yeah.

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Oh. Great.

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Oh, I can hardly wait.

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Oh.

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Yeah.

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Oh, this is great.

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Good job.

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This is great. I can hardly wait.

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Oh.

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I was so excited.

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I wanted to put in your ass so much. I
came.

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Oh, I felt so good.

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Wow.

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That was great, Charles.

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Really great.

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That was the greatest ever for me.
Actually, he's not a bad lad.

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But I'd better end this now. I've got to
figure out how to find John. I'm kind

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of tired now, Charles.

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I want to get some rest.

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Why don't you go home and get some too?

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Okay.

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Thanks. Bye.

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So long.

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What a fucking dump.

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It's the best the rental agency could do
on such short notice.

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Take a memo. Make sure we never use that
bastard again.

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And put that produce truck driver on
there, too.

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Goddamn tomato is all over the place.

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I'm in a cornhole, that son of a bitch.

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When are you ever going to learn to fly
that freaking thing? I told you to watch

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out for that bastard, and you had to
land right next to him. It was the only

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place left in the parking lot.

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Forget it.

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How is our work progressing?

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It should be ready soon.

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If I don't find you, I don't know what
I'll do.

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Nice set of tits.

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Legs to match.

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A pile driving ass.

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Listen to me.

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I'm starting to sound like that
conceited bitch, Krita Borgia.

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It is ready.

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Set it down. Set it down.

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Break it. It's your ass.

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Everybody get back.

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Convenient, huh?

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Get the lights.

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Dildo. Is it exact? It's a perfect
duplicate of boyfriend.

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I made sure of it.

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14 inches.

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With this, this will be your death.

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You know, After I saw that replica they
made from you, I had to see the real

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thing for myself.

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What does she intend to do with it?

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Not just yet.

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If I tell you, you might decide to get
soft.

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Okay, have it your way.

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I'll just lay here and enjoy the sights.

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Enjoy yourself.

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Well, you can.

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What are you doing?

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Uh, censoring the X -rated movie ads.

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Huh.

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Lois, L .A. Times.

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One moment, please.

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Do you think we could possibly spring
for two phones in this office? I mean,

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are the largest paper in town.

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Clark.

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A what?

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200 feet long?

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You're kidding.

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No, you bet I am.

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Uh -huh, uh -huh.

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Uh -huh.

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Strange buzzing sound coming from
inside.

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Really?

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Uh -huh.

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Really. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

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Yeah.

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Right, you bet. I'll be right over.

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What is it?

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A prank call. Forget it.

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I knew it was too good to be true. We
never get a hot tip anymore.

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Yeah, she's really come through for us.

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Do you remember the best one she ever
gave me?

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Man swallows hand grenade in crowded
elevator.

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That was big, Clark.

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Really big.

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And hey, yeah. What about the ruptured
fire hydrant story?

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Woman dies of accidental over douche.

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What a story.

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Boy, that was a good one.

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Well, that's a good old day.

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I remember capturing V .D. Bandit.

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Just a pretty call, huh?

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Oh, good morning, Linda. Morning, Linda.

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Yeah. Some nut called and said there was
a spaceship parked at the supermarket

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parking lot.

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What? A spaceship?

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It was just a prank call.

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Oh, it's Crete and Borgia's spaceship.

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Clark, why don't I check out that call
for you?

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Things are slow around here, and if it
is something, we don't want the examiner

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to get scooped. Well, you can if you
really want to, but if there's anything

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it, someone would already have told us.

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Hey, Linda.

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About the kidnapping of his boyfriend.

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Do you have a chance to question the
neighbors about that yet? No, I haven't

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found anyone at home yet.

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Well, I should check it out while
Linda's gone.

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I can handle things here.

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And, hey, do you have something, okay?

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We need a follow -up headline for that
kidnapped boyfriend story.

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Why would they abandon their craft?

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If Krita Voyage is all right, I'm sure
of that.

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If Krita did kidnap John, she must be
holding him hostage somewhere else. But

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why?

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What are you doing here?

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I'm Linda.

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I'm a reporter from the L .A. Times, and
we were interested in using you and

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your spaceship for a cover story, and we
were wondering if you could... Shut up.

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If my instincts are right, these two
will take me with them as prisoner.

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Okay, get out.

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And if you are a reporter, you don't
print one word in the paper.

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Right? I've got to do something fast.
Well, if that's the way you want it, bet

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you're passing up a lot of great
publicity for you and your spaceship.

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Get out.

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Those are nice uniforms you have there,
but too bad there's a speck of dust

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right there.

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Well, I guess I'll be going now.

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Not just yet, you don't.

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How would you like to fuck me while I
suck your friend?

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Yeah? I'm lost.

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So what?

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I wonder if you could help me?

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Lady, I don't help nobody.

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Get lost.

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I'm a reporter for the LA Times. The man
next door to you was kidnapped.

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I know all about it.

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I read the papers too.

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So he was... boyfriend.

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She wants him back. Let her find him.
Me?

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I don't care.

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Did he talk to you for a few minutes?

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One of my favorite programs comes on in
just a few minutes, so make it snappy.

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Did you happen to hear anything?

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Sure, I hear lots of things. I hear them
fucking all the time. They fuck a lot.

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What else do you want to know?

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I think I should leave.

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Hold it.

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You said you came here to ask me
questions. Ask me questions.

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You don't seem very interested in
helping me.

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I don't kiss your ass, and you think I'm
not interested.

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I'll tell you what I'm interested in.

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I'm interested in getting a job, getting
some money.

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And I'm interested in getting some
pussy, too.

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Thought you said you were a reporter.

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Won't find out anything that way.

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Are you going to help me?

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Every man has his price.

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If it's money you want.

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Come over here.

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I'm getting by on my unemployment.

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Never even looking for a job for me.

263
00:23:12,570 --> 00:23:15,390
That leaves only one thing I could
possibly be interested in.

264
00:23:16,470 --> 00:23:17,710
How can I be sure you know anything?

265
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:19,130
You can't.

266
00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:21,010
But if you leave now, you'll never know.

267
00:23:23,330 --> 00:23:24,450
Pack up your skirt a little.

268
00:23:24,890 --> 00:23:26,370
I bet you got nice legs.

269
00:23:31,570 --> 00:23:34,550
Oh, come on, honey. You're not going to
chicken out on old Jake now, are you?

270
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:35,830
Let me see your pussy.

271
00:23:51,630 --> 00:23:53,870
Get it all on subscription television.

272
00:23:54,470 --> 00:23:55,930
And get with the program.

273
00:23:57,170 --> 00:23:58,730
Racing from Santa Anita.

274
00:24:00,010 --> 00:24:05,670
Major League Sports action with live
home games from the Kings, Angels,

275
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:08,530
Aztecs, the Cirque, and the Dodgers.

276
00:24:08,750 --> 00:24:13,210
Plus major motion pictures for $18 .95 a
month after a standard installation

277
00:24:13,210 --> 00:24:14,210
fee.

278
00:24:14,710 --> 00:24:17,350
Kneel down here, sweetheart, and give
old Jake some loving.

279
00:24:20,910 --> 00:24:24,830
Ready to see the stars really close up?
Then you've got to visit Movie Land Wax

280
00:24:24,830 --> 00:24:27,930
Museum. And see how tall John Wayne
really stands.

281
00:24:28,130 --> 00:24:30,850
How Streisand looks in a $4 ,000 gown.

282
00:24:31,310 --> 00:24:35,590
How blue Paul Newman's eyes are. And how
it felt to be trapped in the Poseidon.

283
00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:39,250
You'll discover a lot more because
you're right there with hundreds of

284
00:24:39,250 --> 00:24:41,290
incredibly lifelike movie and TV stars.

285
00:24:41,670 --> 00:24:42,670
Oh, look at that.

286
00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:44,490
Now that's one big man.

287
00:24:45,070 --> 00:24:46,830
Save this Movie Land Wax Museum.

288
00:24:47,710 --> 00:24:48,930
Not so fast.

289
00:24:49,900 --> 00:24:51,800
Get up here, goddammit.

290
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,700
On the sofa, hands and knees.

291
00:24:55,120 --> 00:24:57,960
Now put my cock in that sweet little
pussy of yours.

292
00:24:58,420 --> 00:24:59,880
Hey, what do you got there?

293
00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,520
Milky Way.

294
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:04,140
We mix the sugar, mix it creamy smooth.

295
00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:06,040
Good caramel, just so.

296
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,660
Blend our own milk chocolate.

297
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:12,060
Then we put those three great things in
one delicious place.

298
00:25:12,360 --> 00:25:13,360
Milky Way.

299
00:25:36,449 --> 00:25:39,270
It's Battlestar Galactica Space Pack
stickers.

300
00:25:40,110 --> 00:25:44,630
Three Space Packs on each card. With
Battlestar Space Pack, you can get most

301
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:45,630
anything on Galactica.

302
00:25:46,530 --> 00:25:49,960
One of four cards in specially marked...
Fox is a lucky charm.

303
00:26:18,350 --> 00:26:20,050
Honey, I'm not going to let you forget
my name.

304
00:26:21,210 --> 00:26:22,210
Now tell me.

305
00:26:23,910 --> 00:26:24,889
What's my name?

306
00:26:24,890 --> 00:26:25,890
Oh, Jake.

307
00:26:26,330 --> 00:26:27,550
What am I doing to you?

308
00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:28,850
You're fucking me.

309
00:26:29,030 --> 00:26:30,190
Oh, you learn fast.

310
00:26:30,830 --> 00:26:34,550
Now tell me again, what am I doing to
you? Oh, you're fucking me.

311
00:26:34,890 --> 00:26:35,890
Where?

312
00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,710
I love that they look like this.

313
00:27:03,910 --> 00:27:06,630
They look good.

314
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:54,960
Do you have a friend?

315
00:27:55,380 --> 00:27:57,460
My pussy's begging for attention.

316
00:28:04,160 --> 00:28:06,720
I shouldn't be doing this.

317
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:08,720
I know I shouldn't be doing this.

318
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,560
John is missing and here I am enjoying
myself.

319
00:28:12,100 --> 00:28:13,100
Fuck me.

320
00:28:13,200 --> 00:28:16,020
Oh, fuck me hard.

321
00:30:07,950 --> 00:30:12,930
If only I could reveal my powers, I
could really show these two some fancy

322
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:13,930
schooling.

323
00:31:46,120 --> 00:31:47,120
asked before huh

324
00:33:26,730 --> 00:33:27,990
Don't you fucking move.

325
00:33:29,070 --> 00:33:31,730
I love it. I know you love it.

326
00:33:33,070 --> 00:33:35,090
Now you know my name, huh?

327
00:33:36,990 --> 00:33:39,030
Tell me if you have any questions,
anytime.

328
00:33:44,130 --> 00:33:47,590
Take that fucking cock.

329
00:33:47,810 --> 00:33:50,250
Here's what you came for and you fucking
knew it.

330
00:34:03,820 --> 00:34:04,820
Fucking shit.

331
00:34:05,700 --> 00:34:07,520
Come on, take that cock.

332
00:34:10,540 --> 00:34:11,540
You like that?

333
00:34:11,900 --> 00:34:12,900
You're too quiet.

334
00:34:13,219 --> 00:34:14,280
Tell me you like that.

335
00:34:15,699 --> 00:34:16,699
Oh.

336
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:18,480
You sure know how to do that?

337
00:34:18,840 --> 00:34:20,719
Old Jake might not think you like this.

338
00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:21,920
Huh?

339
00:34:40,590 --> 00:34:41,590
No! No!

340
00:35:28,590 --> 00:35:29,590
healthy voice is in trouble.

341
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:30,868
Uh, excuse me.

342
00:35:30,870 --> 00:35:32,810
Is there a place where I can freshen up
a bit?

343
00:35:43,850 --> 00:35:47,470
That girl was really a piece of work,
wasn't she? You're not kidding.

344
00:35:48,130 --> 00:35:50,150
Sure beats that galactic pussy we've
been getting.

345
00:35:50,910 --> 00:35:52,650
That corn pussy wasn't bad.

346
00:35:53,310 --> 00:35:55,770
Yeah, but I couldn't turn on the girls
with three tits.

347
00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:57,010
You know what I mean?

348
00:35:57,470 --> 00:35:59,870
Yeah, but those double -cunted dargoids
were good.

349
00:36:02,510 --> 00:36:03,790
Hey, what was that?

350
00:36:36,010 --> 00:36:37,010
get some glasses.

351
00:37:37,100 --> 00:37:40,420
I was only pretending to like it in the
end. That doesn't sound right, does it,

352
00:37:40,420 --> 00:37:41,920
though? Never mind, Lewis.

353
00:37:42,220 --> 00:37:43,260
I'll call you a cab.

354
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:45,300
Oh, darn.

355
00:37:45,320 --> 00:37:46,320
I thought I could ride with you.

356
00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:48,160
I'm sorry, Lewis.

357
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,020
My insurance doesn't cover riders.

358
00:37:51,660 --> 00:37:53,900
Uh, how do you think I'd look in
glasses?

359
00:37:54,320 --> 00:37:56,260
With or without, you'd look swell.

360
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Oh, thanks.

361
00:38:07,790 --> 00:38:09,010
What a neat person.

362
00:38:15,770 --> 00:38:19,230
No, I... Dude, that was fine. Yeah.

363
00:38:20,070 --> 00:38:21,070
Okay.

364
00:38:23,550 --> 00:38:24,670
Yeah? Uh -huh.

365
00:38:24,950 --> 00:38:26,630
That would be just fine. Sure.

366
00:38:27,050 --> 00:38:28,210
Is that a disguise?

367
00:38:30,830 --> 00:38:35,270
Sure, sure. Okay. Fine, fine. I take
care of that. Uh -huh. Uh -huh.

368
00:38:39,779 --> 00:38:41,300
Okay. Oh, okay, yeah.

369
00:38:41,860 --> 00:38:44,460
That's fine, that's fine. Thank you.
Yeah, thank you.

370
00:38:46,340 --> 00:38:47,700
Clark, can I help you?

371
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,860
Yes, I'd like to take out an ad in your
paper.

372
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,260
Certainly, certainly. Let me find a pen.

373
00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:53,480
Here we go.

374
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:56,680
Okay, ready.

375
00:39:01,600 --> 00:39:02,740
Don't try to see.

376
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,240
I have lead all around me.

377
00:39:08,590 --> 00:39:14,590
That man you miss brings me happiness

378
00:39:14,590 --> 00:39:16,190
and bliss.

379
00:39:21,990 --> 00:39:28,630
To see him alive, it's tomorrow

380
00:39:28,630 --> 00:39:31,050
at five.

381
00:39:32,250 --> 00:39:35,030
Be near the park benches.

382
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,800
Or he's my 14 inches.

383
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,480
Oh, I love it. I love it.

384
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:46,100
Can I read that back to you?

385
00:39:48,520 --> 00:39:49,720
I'm so smart.

386
00:39:50,140 --> 00:39:52,380
I really get off on myself sometimes.

387
00:40:00,500 --> 00:40:03,040
Dear boy, do take off those glasses.

388
00:40:18,540 --> 00:40:21,020
I wish their tongues were as long as
their cock.

389
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:26,220
Got your little diffy up, huh?

390
00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,240
to be able to get off like this.

391
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:16,520
Honey?

392
00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:24,940
Hey, fuckhead.

393
00:43:25,620 --> 00:43:26,620
Listen,

394
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,160
sweetie.

395
00:43:28,300 --> 00:43:31,280
Why don't we move to the floor? It's a
little uncomfortable here on the desk.

396
00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:05,900
I guess you're not that mild after all.

397
00:47:57,810 --> 00:47:58,950
Don't flatter yourself.

398
00:47:59,250 --> 00:48:00,690
You're worthless to me.

399
00:48:01,010 --> 00:48:03,090
No more than extra bait on the hook.

400
00:48:04,850 --> 00:48:08,370
Perhaps we'll be better at finding two
missing persons than one.

401
00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:11,790
She's not interested in me.

402
00:48:12,830 --> 00:48:14,170
She's looking for a missing boyfriend.

403
00:48:16,790 --> 00:48:18,230
And that's where you're taking me?

404
00:48:18,590 --> 00:48:19,970
You're a real whip, Clark.

405
00:48:20,590 --> 00:48:22,630
Jesus, how the hell did this guy make
editor?

406
00:48:23,490 --> 00:48:24,610
Make the call, Clark.

407
00:48:32,460 --> 00:48:33,460
Hello, copy?

408
00:48:33,860 --> 00:48:34,860
Yeah, Clark.

409
00:48:35,900 --> 00:48:36,900
Kind of depressed.

410
00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:42,220
Fools. You fools will play right into my
trap.

411
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:46,240
Tie him up and bring him with us. You'll
never get away with it. Shut him up.

412
00:48:47,180 --> 00:48:48,800
I'll see the end of you.

413
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,440
Where's the... Hey, dildo. I'm going to
cornhole this fucker.

414
00:48:57,080 --> 00:49:00,780
How dare he mention her to me? And you
two. Where the hell...

415
00:49:02,000 --> 00:49:05,360
And fuck this creep for over two hours
waiting for you to get here. We had to

416
00:49:05,360 --> 00:49:08,000
check out the Battlestar craft to make
sure it was still operational.

417
00:49:08,260 --> 00:49:09,340
For two hours?

418
00:49:09,640 --> 00:49:10,960
There was someone there.

419
00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:12,200
She was a reporter.

420
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:13,360
A reporter?

421
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,960
What did she look like? She had a great
set of tits. Oh, with legs to match.

422
00:49:18,280 --> 00:49:19,720
And a pile -driving ass?

423
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:26,220
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You fool! You idiot!
That was... We were fucking...

424
00:50:04,400 --> 00:50:05,400
lunch hour ever.

425
00:50:05,540 --> 00:50:07,000
Not even one com.

426
00:50:41,290 --> 00:50:43,010
I promise I'll get that window replaced.

427
00:50:46,850 --> 00:50:49,550
All right, the window and some body
work.

428
00:50:57,950 --> 00:51:02,250
All right, the window and all the body
work.

429
00:51:28,620 --> 00:51:32,000
A bundle? One newspaper would have been
enough. That is one newspaper. Read it.

430
00:51:32,740 --> 00:51:34,640
Newspaper editor Clark Click kidnapped.

431
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:36,940
He's got to do something.

432
00:51:37,280 --> 00:51:38,198
Just to drop her.

433
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,560
He's got to get a hold of her.

434
00:51:39,800 --> 00:51:41,360
I don't know how to get in touch with
her.

435
00:51:41,620 --> 00:51:43,260
She's your friend. You're the only one
who can.

436
00:51:44,100 --> 00:51:45,340
I'll do the best I can.

437
00:51:45,600 --> 00:51:49,000
I have a lead to go on now. I'll spend
the night here to see if this ransom

438
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:49,959
will pay.

439
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:51,600
All right. I'll see if I can get in
touch.

440
00:51:54,300 --> 00:51:55,360
Don't try to see.

441
00:51:55,820 --> 00:51:57,740
I have lead all around me.

442
00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,720
The man you miss.

443
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:11,280
You don't have to if you don't want to.

444
00:52:11,740 --> 00:52:15,160
Why don't you undo my other hand and
then we can enjoy ourselves properly.

445
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:18,020
One is enough for now.

446
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:24,140
I don't know what you're here for, but
if that's all you want, fine by me.

447
00:52:26,930 --> 00:52:27,950
Just do me, okay?

448
00:57:02,410 --> 00:57:03,830
Show me how to start this thing.

449
00:57:04,030 --> 00:57:09,010
If we can cut off Queen's escape, it'll
be a showdown between her and... Here,

450
00:57:09,030 --> 00:57:10,890
you'll need a key to start it. A key?

451
00:57:11,430 --> 00:57:12,790
How else could you crank the engine?

452
00:57:13,410 --> 00:57:16,830
Well, what's the power source in this
thing, anyway? Two blown and injected

453
00:57:16,830 --> 00:57:17,850
Chrysler hemming.

454
00:57:18,070 --> 00:57:21,450
What? This is just for inner atmosphere
travel.

455
00:57:21,710 --> 00:57:24,710
Outside that, we switched to the solar
graphite power cells.

456
00:57:25,070 --> 00:57:26,550
Who designed this contraption?

457
00:57:27,290 --> 00:57:29,010
On one, turn the key.

458
00:57:29,810 --> 00:57:30,810
Four...

459
00:57:31,810 --> 00:57:33,950
Three, two, one.

460
00:57:48,410 --> 00:57:50,830
I forgot to turn on the sound
suppression device.

461
00:57:51,230 --> 00:57:52,410
Time's fucking real.

462
00:57:53,070 --> 00:57:56,050
Tomatoes, get your red -hot tomatoes.
Get away from here. The Black Hawk could

463
00:57:56,050 --> 00:57:57,050
kill him.

464
00:58:00,220 --> 00:58:03,300
That'll teach you to park this fucking
thing next to my tomato truck.

465
00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:06,160
Tomatoes, get your red -hot tomatoes.

466
00:58:11,320 --> 00:58:12,660
You fools.

467
00:58:13,200 --> 00:58:14,200
Lois and Clark.

468
00:58:16,380 --> 00:58:17,380
Lois and Clark.

469
00:58:17,740 --> 00:58:19,660
Were you ever in the expedition
business?

470
00:58:20,960 --> 00:58:22,440
Lois and Clark, get it?

471
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:25,040
Dummy.

472
00:58:31,950 --> 00:58:34,950
I'll ask you one time and one time only.

473
00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:36,490
Where are they?

474
00:58:38,170 --> 00:58:42,250
I'll have a little surprise for you.
Take off her clothes and put on... No!

475
00:59:04,940 --> 00:59:06,100
Looked out for your happiness?

476
00:59:07,420 --> 00:59:12,580
Tell me, my pet, why do you return my
love for you this way?

477
00:59:14,740 --> 00:59:16,960
Shall I prove my love to you again?

478
01:00:06,660 --> 01:00:07,660
You've got a free hand.

479
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:50,680
Would it be nicer to cooperate?

480
01:04:34,990 --> 01:04:36,410
I've waited for this moment.

481
01:04:37,050 --> 01:04:41,050
I will delay your death only long enough
to enjoy it.

482
01:04:42,290 --> 01:04:43,970
Strip her and put her in my chair.

483
01:04:48,070 --> 01:04:52,730
And now, my pets, you won't be giving me
any more trouble, will you?

484
01:05:46,700 --> 01:05:51,000
Somebody. Our only hope. We're doomed.

485
01:05:52,320 --> 01:05:53,240
And

486
01:05:53,240 --> 01:06:04,980
now,

487
01:06:05,100 --> 01:06:08,040
you shall get your due.

488
01:07:10,730 --> 01:07:11,730
She's going to die.

489
01:07:14,930 --> 01:07:16,510
What's going to happen to us?

490
01:07:16,810 --> 01:07:17,950
What are we going to do to us?

491
01:07:30,410 --> 01:07:31,990
Die. Die.

492
01:07:33,070 --> 01:07:38,470
Oh, excuse me, old chap. Is this the
flower department?

493
01:07:39,120 --> 01:07:41,160
Does that look like a creeping red ficus
to you?

494
01:07:42,460 --> 01:07:45,600
Mildred, close your lily eyes, Mildred.
It's not a proper sight for the likes of

495
01:07:45,600 --> 01:07:49,060
you. I've seen one before, you know.
Yeah, but I might add it's always been

496
01:07:49,060 --> 01:07:50,060
attached to the body.

497
01:07:51,500 --> 01:07:53,080
And what might you be doing, me lad?

498
01:07:54,180 --> 01:07:56,180
Oh, we were looking to buy some
cucumbers, we were.

499
01:07:58,200 --> 01:07:59,200
Cucumbers, is it?

500
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,900
Well, that's a handsome member you're
sporting there.

501
01:08:02,320 --> 01:08:03,520
Aye, that it is indeed.

502
01:08:03,880 --> 01:08:05,360
Would you be caring for a taste?

503
01:08:06,390 --> 01:08:08,610
No, it's a frightful big for my own
taste.

504
01:08:09,010 --> 01:08:10,110
Perhaps your lady friend.

505
01:08:10,410 --> 01:08:14,330
Come on with you, wasting such a
specimen on the like of me.

506
01:08:14,650 --> 01:08:16,470
And what type of treasure might she be
hiding there?

507
01:08:16,790 --> 01:08:20,710
If it's treasure you're looking for,
you're apt to be a mite disappointed.

508
01:08:21,290 --> 01:08:25,970
The only thing seed in the size of her
mouth is the size of her... Well, I

509
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:26,970
say I didn't...

510
01:17:18,320 --> 01:17:19,360
Boy, was that a close encounter.

511
01:17:20,420 --> 01:17:21,420
Jesus, Clark.

512
01:17:22,060 --> 01:17:23,520
Sorry, that's about all I could think
of.

513
01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,140
Hey!

514
01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:30,180
Where did I talk to Linda? She'll never
believe this.

515
01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:40,800
You were out like that?

516
01:17:41,140 --> 01:17:42,260
I had no choice.

517
01:17:42,680 --> 01:17:43,980
You had my clothes.

518
01:17:44,440 --> 01:17:46,540
You must have flashed the whole city.

519
01:17:48,170 --> 01:17:49,710
Oh, I missed you so much.

520
01:17:53,670 --> 01:17:54,870
Hey, those are mine.

521
01:18:00,510 --> 01:18:01,510
Hello?

522
01:18:04,950 --> 01:18:05,950
This is it.

523
01:18:06,530 --> 01:18:08,190
This time I'm going to jump.

524
01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:10,510
Oh, I thought we had that settled.

525
01:18:10,830 --> 01:18:11,830
It never ends.

526
01:18:12,190 --> 01:18:13,470
Always something new.

527
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:15,530
Somebody trying to take advantage.

528
01:18:16,070 --> 01:18:17,430
Someone to make life miserable.

529
01:18:18,410 --> 01:18:20,890
Come on in. 365 days a year.

530
01:18:21,350 --> 01:18:22,289
What's that?

531
01:18:22,290 --> 01:18:27,670
I work 365 days a year. What do you
think? That fighting climate injustice

532
01:18:27,670 --> 01:18:29,230
just a bowl full of cherries?

533
01:18:30,090 --> 01:18:31,890
Well, think again. It's not.

534
01:18:32,550 --> 01:18:35,250
I have people's lives to save that must
be saved.

535
01:18:36,170 --> 01:18:39,750
I have to get up every Christmas
morning, on every holiday.

536
01:18:41,470 --> 01:18:43,890
I'm sorry. I didn't know.

537
01:18:44,390 --> 01:18:45,430
Thank you, Carl.

538
01:18:45,950 --> 01:18:46,950
Bye.

539
01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:57,900
So it's goodbye to Charles, goodbye to
Krita, and hello to you, my love.

540
01:18:58,100 --> 01:18:59,480
Who the hell's Charles?

541
01:19:00,280 --> 01:19:03,460
He's just a friend of mine who doesn't
have time to take the elevator down.

542
01:19:05,240 --> 01:19:07,220
And what do you think will happen to
Krita?

543
01:19:13,900 --> 01:19:15,340
Set course for Krylar.

544
01:19:22,640 --> 01:19:23,640
I will return.